Perry at the Priory
In the summer of 2004 Pericles the Decoy Duck spent a month in The Priory to get over his worm and bird seed addiction.
This blog was originally set up to chronicle his experiences and the inevitable escape attempts.
However, it refuses to die.
The Characters
Pericles - Our Hero
Ron - a Lemming, Pericles's roommate
Bob - a discontented lizard
Dai - a Llama
Schrondinger - a Cat, Dai's roommate
Hermione - a Peking Duck
Thaisa - a Duck, Perry's sometime girlfriend
Doris - a Turkey, Matron at The Priory
Skippy - a dodgy Kangeroo
Sandi- a Great Dane
and
Ethel - a duckling who claims to be the fruit of Perry's loins
Friday, August 06, 2004
Day 9
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FREE AT LAST!! OH LORD, FREE AT LAST!!Well I'm out of the cooler anyway. I don't think I could have coped for much longer; they put Bob the Lizard in the next cell yesterday (he refused to eat his Brussel Sprouts at supper). I think he's going to be in there for quite some time; he's making no effort to get with the program and I could hear him ranting about all Lemmings being suicide bombers.
After that it was almost a relief to get back to Ron and his wardrobe-leaping. Ron was very quiet when I got back. I figured his medication had finally kicked in. I decided not to tell him what Bob was saying - it might upset him, or worse yet, give him ideas.
I also discovered that while I was away some well-intentioned soul had put a trampoline in front of Ron's wardrobe. I thought it was a pretty neat idea until I noticed the dent in the ceiling directly above it - at least that explains why Ron was so dazed.
I wonder if I could get him to take up bungee-jumping instead?
posted at 5:11 AM
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